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Unlike Mario and Sonic, Bonk pauses on his adventures to eat -- real food, not "magic" mushrooms and whatnot. While he enjoys fruit and candy, Bonk is a carnivore at heart.
Yes, our caveman friend loves meat. It gives him energy and sometimes makes him feel invincible. We thought Bonk was the ultimate munchin' machine. Little did we know that compared to these people below, he might as well be a vegetarian on a Jenny Craig diet. When did eating become a competitive sport? It's ridiculously amazing just how much food people can shovel into their mouths.
Sonya Thomas
80 chicken nuggets
5 minutes
McDonald's sells chicken nugget party packs? Stupor size me...
Doing the math, she ate one chicken nugget roughly every four seconds, somehow managing to breathe simultaneously.
Sonya Thomas
7 3/4 pounds of turducken
12 minutes
The average weight of a full-term newborn baby is approximately 7 1/2 pounds.
She ate a baby stuffed with a turkey stuffed with a duck stuffed with a chicken. Exclamation point.
Sonya Thomas
10 pounds, 3 ounces of meatballs
12 minutes
Any other modest proposals Ms. Thomas accepted that I should know about?
Sonya Thomas
1 Big Daddy Burger (9 pounds)
27 minutes
Heh.
Richard LeFevre
6 pounds of Spam
12 minutes
Look at that...shape.
I hope Mr. LeFevre is proud of himself.
Cookie Jarvis
2 pounds, 2.5 ounces of Hooters' chicken wings
5 minutes
Greased lightning!
Imagine what he smelled like afterward.
Cookie, you can be my wingman anytime.
Takeru Kobayashi
57 cow brains (17.7 pounds)
15 minutes
A moment of silence, please, for all the cows who gave their lives for a BRAIN EATING CONTEST.
15 minutes of brain... I recommend Clorox Wipes for cleaning yours off the wall.
Patrick Bertoletti
11 8-ounce corned beef sandwiches
10 minutes
Image not to scale.
Bonk actually tried to eat 11 corned beef sandwiches in one sitting once.
This is what he looked like afterward on the john.
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